
…the brain knows what it wants!!!

…the brain knows what it wants!!!
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.’s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!
He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”
She again smiled and answered, “you know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?”
“Yes”, he replied reluctantly.
She answered, “We’ll, today I didn’t do it!!”

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TULSA, Oklahoma -
A man was arrested after police found his red Volkswagen Bug hung up on some railroad tracks. Police say Cabrone Deron Brewer, 32, had been drinking and had an outstanding warrant for transporting an open container.

Funny Mugshot: Cabrone Deron Brewer.
A police officer found the Bug stuck on the tracks near 2500 South Union at about 11 p.m. Friday. The car had Texas plates, and the man behind the wheel had a New York driver’s license, the arrest report states.
Police say Brewer admitted he was driving the car, and officers learned he had an outstanding warrant out for his arrest.
“Brewer had the strong odor of alcoholic beverage about his breath and body, red watery eyes, slightly slurred speech and was unsteady on his feet,” the arrest report states.
After field sobriety tests, Brewer was arrested for actual physical control of a motor vehicle while under the influence and the outstanding warrant. A wrecker was called in to pull the Volkswagen off the tracks.
SOURCE: http://www.newson6.com/story/22165073/man-arrested-after-volkswagen-gets-stuck-on-tulsa-railroad-tracks
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Officials confirmed Saturday that a Florida policeman accused of bringing Trayvon Martin targets in for shooting practice was fired.
Port Canaveral Sgt. Ron King was terminated from the police department on Friday, according to Interim Chief Executive Officer John Walsh.
“Whether his act was hatred or stupidity, none is tolerable,” Mr. Walsh told WFTV. “He had a target in the back of his car and offered it to two other officers with the port.”
It’s undetermined if any of the targets were actually used. Mr. Walsh told reporters the sergeant purchased the targets on the Internet.
“Using a dead child’s image as target practice is reprehensible,” Benjamin L. Crump, an attorney for the Martin family, said in a statement.
King couldn’t be immediately reached for comment.
In February 2012, Martin, 17, was shot and killed in Sanford, Florida, by George Zimmerman, a neighborhood watch captain who is awaiting trial on a second-degree murder charge in Martin’s death.
Martin family attorney Ben Crump condemned the use of the targets.
“It is absolutely reprehensible that a high-ranking member of the Port Canaveral Police, sworn to protect and serve Floridians, would use the image of a dead child as target practice,” Crump said in a statement. “Such a deliberate and depraved indifference to this grieving family is unacceptable.”
Walsh said the Canaveral Port Authority plans to apologize to the Martin family.
King brought two of the targets to a firearms training session on April 4 at the Brevard Community College campus in Cocoa, Florida, CNN affiliate WFTV reported.
King, who bought the targets on the Internet, and other officers at the training site were on duty at the time, the affiliate said. Port officials said King had been employed at the police department since January 2011, the affiliate said.
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Letter:
To the best brother ever!
I’m very sorry that I pinched you in the nuts. I’m so sad that I feel the pain. I know that this note won’t completely make it up for you so heres $1.00 all for you! I know it doesn’t make the pain go away and I can’t put a band-aid on it! You wouldn’t be able to pee! I hope you better in the morning buddey!
Love from Zac.

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One of the worst based on future outcome, no pun intended. Personally in the full version I think it looks like body paint more than a tat, but still!
Full version can be found here http://www.flickr.com/photos/flavour404/3901815800/
…the brain knows what it wants!!!

…the brain knows what it wants!!!
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