
…the brain knows what it wants!!!

…the brain knows what it wants!!!
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their P.J.’s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard. The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!
He found her lounging into the bedroom, still in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”
She again smiled and answered, “you know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?”
“Yes”, he replied reluctantly.
She answered, “We’ll, today I didn’t do it!!”

…the brain knows what it wants!!!
A man approached a very beautiful redhead in the large local supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife in here while shopping, can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The woman looked puzzled.
“Why do you want to talk to me?” she asked. “Because every time I talk to a lovely woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife ALWAYS appears out of nowhere”

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…the brain knows what it wants!!!
A guy was driving through the overcrowded parking lot of the business center drenched in nervous sweat because he had an important meeting starting in minutes and couldn’t find a parking spot.
Looking up to heaven, he said: “Lord, PLEASE take pity on me. If you find me a parking space I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up whiskey and loose women!”
Miraculously, a parking spot not too far from the buildings entrance suddenly appeared.
The guy looked up to the heavens again and said: “Never mind, I found one.”
…the brain knows what it wants!!!
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie – the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?” One eye opened. “You FUCKING idiot, I meant my dress size.”
Moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
…the brain knows what it wants!!!
Letter:
To the best brother ever!
I’m very sorry that I pinched you in the nuts. I’m so sad that I feel the pain. I know that this note won’t completely make it up for you so heres $1.00 all for you! I know it doesn’t make the pain go away and I can’t put a band-aid on it! You wouldn’t be able to pee! I hope you better in the morning buddey!
Love from Zac.

…the brain knows what it wants!!!
